Whoever Said Work Was Fun?

Whoever said work was fun obviously never had a job where you have to combat the blazing heat to put flyers on cars just so the people who own the cars can receive better jobs than you. Yeah, that's what my boss had me doing today, though it was kinda fun since I bribed my siblings into helping me. We took on two stores and just walked around, putting cards on people's cars, dodging all of the people walking out so they couldn't see that we were the ones doing it. I don't even know how hot it is inside, but let me explain. I'M WEARING SHORTS! I never, ever, ever wear shorts unless I'm desperate. Yeah, people, the heat might get to your bosses too, just to give you a heads up. (okay, my boss didn't tell me to, I offered, but that was before I knew it was supposed to be this hot out. Plus, I get paid by the hour and by how many flyers I put in cars. Does 272 sound good to you?)